Ballast
float a coin

Off the ways, into the water.

Name, ticker, picture and links go into the coin’s metadata. Where the LP NFT sits is chosen here and can never be made shorter. One transaction deploys the coin, opens its pool at 1.82 ETH and puts all one billion coins in it.

Fixed for every coin: 1,000,000,000 supply, all in one Uniswap v4 position opening at a 1.82 ETH market cap; no team allocation is minted. A flat 1% fee in ETH on every trade: 65% to you, 10% to the house, 25% to the ballast. Floating costs gas.